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Maybe a Fake Gintama CH 32

Author:Mr.Kee Category:urban Update time:2022-11-30 15:54:54

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Chapter 32 - Be Sure to Prepare a Good Speech Before the Competition!

In Yoshiwara.

Seita, who was watching TV in the room, was stunned when he saw Kawaki appear on TV.

He hurriedly shouted, “Mom! Sister Tsukuyo! Brother Kawaki is on TV!”

Then, Tsukuyo pushed Hinowa in.

Looking at Kawaki on TV, Tsukuyo was speechless, “Didn’t that idiot say he wants to buy the latest game! Why would he participate in such a boring show!”

“If you say so, why do you still want to record it” Hinowa said with a smile.

“I just want to record this idiot’s stupidity!” Tsukuyo said through gritted teeth.

“Hey, who is the master and who is the pet” Kawaki whispered to Shinpachi beside him.

“The one who can talk is the master, right” Shinpachi replied in a low voice.

“Hey Speak Language Don’t you find it strange It’s possible to communicate with sea lions, right I mean to communicate in [sea lion language], so what’s the point of speaking Japanese Don’t you think it’s strange Shinpachi,” Kawaki complained in a low voice, “That’s absolutely against the rules.

It’s the same race as a pet or something.

Just like if I take Gintoki to the pet competition, it is not against the rule, right Shouldn’t it be easier for me to win if I take Gintoki to the competition After all, it’s easier to communicate with the same race, isn’t it Hello”

“I’m not a sea lion! I can’t speak the sea lion language! I’m an earthling! An earthling! It’s just headgear!” Mask de Meow, who was at the other end of the screen finally couldn’t help but shout out and at the same time, he pulled off the Sea Lion Headgear that was covering his head, “This is just to show my affection with my cutest MISS GARTER BELT! The affection between owner and pet!”

“Well, why didn’t you say so earlier It’s easy for people to misunderstand you like this, okay Also, you can’t remember such a long name for the pet at all, okay The readers will have objections, okay Saying it once will take up a lot of words, okay You’re originally a lazy author, what if you copy and paste it a few times” Kawaki rubbed his chin and chattered, “Um, what’s the name of your pet”

“Sea Lion [MISS GARTER BELT]!” Mask de Meow replied with a proud face.

“Sea Lion [MISS… ] What was it again” Kawaki closed his eyes and tried hard to recall.

“MISS GAIYA BT-aru” Kagura reminded him from the side.

“Hey! Why did Gaia come out That sea lion evolved too quickly!” Shinpachi shouted.

“I see, I see, miss bt.

Let’s call it BT for short.

It’s easier to remember.” Kawaki did not care about the flustered Mask de Meow.

He waved his hand and said casually, “Well, you and your BT wait for me! The championship will definitely be ours!”

“It’s [MISS GARTER BELT]! It’s not BT!” Maske de Meow was so angry that he stood up.

“It’s not BT.

Could it be DT What a good name, simple and easy to remember.” Kawaki praised, “Then wait for us with your DT.

See you later~” Kawaki waved his hand after he finished speaking.

At the same time, the host also turned off the big screen in front of Kawaki and the others.

(DT: has the meaning of being a virgin.)

“That, the one who is biting Mr.

Sakata and refusing to let go is Sadaharu, right” As the host spoke, he handed the microphone to Gintoki.

At this time, Sadaharu was behind Gintoki…

However, before Gintoki could reply, Kawaki rushed over and stood in front of the host.

He grabbed the microphone and said, “No, it’s just an ordinary molar stick!”

“Molar stick Does the molar stick look like this” The host was puzzled.

“Ah, there are all kinds of molar sticks on the market now.

This is a silver-haired natural wavy hair human-shaped molar stick that was customized for Sadaharu!” Kawaki replied, and at the same time, Kawaki glanced at Gintokii beside him.

As if to say: If you dare to speak, you will be abolished! Must win!

“Is that really not a real person It’s already bleeding, is that blood” The host pointed at Gintoki, whose face was covered in blood from Sadaharu’s bite.

“Of course not! It’s just strawberry milk that is as bright as blood!” Kawaki replied righteously.

The host did not believe him.

He leaned forward and took a sniff, “Really! There really is the smell of strawberry milk!”

At this time, Shinpachi looked at the judges who were constantly looking at him.

His heart finally calmed down.

[It seems that he has been fooled.

] Shinpachi thought of this and heaved a sigh of relief.

[As expected of Kawaki-san! ]

At the same time, Kawaki secretly gave Shinpachi an ‘OK’ sign.

“Then, we will invite the next team!” As the host’s voice fell, the door behind the crowd opened again.

At this time, the host’s voice sounded again, “The next weird pet is a cosmic creature Elizabeth and her owner, Space Captain Katsura!”

Kawaki and the others were speechless when they saw Katsura, who was dressed in pirate clothes and wearing a skull eye mask.

“What is that idiot doing!” Gintoki whispered, “The guy who was wanted is doing some disguise in order to be on TV.”

“It seems that he really likes that pet.” Shinpachi sighed softly.

“Humph, Kagura-chan, I’ll give you a task.

Kill that strange penguin.

The champion must be ours!” Kawaki said fiercely, “The Half-Life Limited Edition can only be mine!”

“Understand-aru!” Kagura said as she raised her umbrella at Elizabeth.

“What are you doing Kawaki-san! Stop messing around!” Shinpachi quickly hugged Kagura.

“Ah I seem to have heard your molar talking just now What’s going on” The host was confused.

“Ah, it’s actually similar to the screaming chicken,” Kawaki said blindly.

“I see,” The host turned his head to Katsura again, “Katsura, what exactly is a Space Captain”

“In summary, a captain in space,” Katsura replied.

“Huh” The host was a little confused, but he continued, “You will fight with Sadaharu over there.

The winner will participate in the finals.

How are you confident”

“That’s just a bigger dog.

Taro from my hometown is also that big.” Katsura glanced at Kawaki and said.

“What did you say! Damn Zura!” Gintoki was not happy when he heard it, “A penguin monster like you, you can turn on the tap in my hometown, and a lot of it will flow out!”

“Who believes you! Don’t tell such unbelievable lies!” Shinpachi shouted in a low voice, “Also, you are a molar now! A molar!”

“Well, I seem to have heard your molar talking just now…” The host frowned and looked at Kawaki.

“Oh, that ah that, it’s just a screaming chicken molar stick with a computer chip added,” Kawaki said in all seriousness.

“Well, let’s start the competition!” The host opened his hands as he spoke.

“It’s time for self-demonstration!”

The audience applauded.

“Then in the first round, please fully show your charm! Although it has been repeated many times, please judge with a unique and biased attitude! Then, first of all, please have a humanoid screaming chicken with a computer chip.

The Sakata family!”

As soon as the host finished speaking, Kawaki was already impatient.

“Sadaharu! 720 degrees turn in the air! Come on~!”

After Kawaki shouted, he saw Sadaharu directly jump into the air.

Like a somersault, he spun twice in the air and landed successfully.

If there was an accident, it was Gintoki who was still in Sadaharu’s mouth.

As Sadaharu fell to the ground, Gintoki was also heavily thrown to the ground.

“720 degrees turn to the right, again!”

Following Kawaki’s command, Sadaharu jumped into the air again.

After two turns on the side, he landed again.

Of course, there was also Gintoki…

“720 degrees turn to the left! Again!”

“720 degrees turn to the back! Again!”

“I can’t bear to watch anymore…” Looking at Gintoki who had fainted a long time ago, Shinpachi covered his face, “As expected, Kawaki-san is also a natural S…”

“Go, go, go, go, Sadaharu!” Kagura praised and looked at Katsura, “Have you seen it-aru This is the result of the special training!”

“Results Stop joking!” Katsura snorted, “Sadaharu has been trembling from the beginning until now! It’s like saying [If you don’t follow the instructions, you will definitely die!], this is not the right thing to do with pets at all.

The way we get along! …”

However, Kawaki did not listen to a single word.

Instead, he walked off the stage and grabbed a piece of photography equipment before rushing onto the stage again.

He gave Kagura, Sadaharu, and Shinpachi a series of fierce shots.

“Kagura-chan, look a little more natural! Relax your movements! Are you ready for the award speech”

“Shinpachi, you too! Relax, it’s just like the last show when you won an award!”

After Kawaki finished speaking, Shinpachi really took out a crumpled piece of paper.

Shinpachi was about to start reading, but he was interrupted by the host.

“What are you guys doing! The competition hasn’t ended yet!” The host reminded, “Elizabeth has just finished showing her talent! The judges haven’t started to score!”

At this time, Kawaki, Shinpachi, and Kagura turned their heads to look.

They saw that Elizabeth was holding a brush, and there was a painting in front of her.

To be precise, it was an abstract painting.

With the setting of the sun and the humidity of the air, it could be Katsura and Elizabeth.

“Let’s make it clear beforehand, I hate abstract painting.” Kawaki had a disdainful look on his face.

“No one asked if you like it or not!” The host was on the verge of collapse, “Then, I would like to ask the judges to give the two pets points.

But I have to say, both pets are very outstanding!”

After saying that, the score of the two teams was quickly displayed on the scoreboard.

Sadaharu 500: Elizabeth: 500

“Haha, it looks like they are really evenly matched.” The host sighed again.

“What kind of joke is this! How can that kind of tamed beast compare to our family’s Elizabeth! Look!” Katsura pointed at the painting, “These lines that are filled with tension! The characters with plump expressions! And the emotions that Elizabeth displayed! That is nothing compared to that… Ah!”

Before Katsura could say anything, he was slapped over by Kawaki.

Kawaki turned his head and smiled at the host, “Then, hurry up and start a new round of confrontation!”

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